| AIRPLANE SLOW LANE (Lyrics by Mitchell Stone / Music by Hal L. Singer and Georganna Barry-Singer) Copyright © Emstone Music Publishing. All rights reserved. Well I went down to the airport late last night I had to make it on time for a red-eye flight The guy at the gate said man you're late Do an x-ray or a pat-down and we'll get you thru the gate He searched me up one side and down the other I said I ain't no kid and you're not my mother So you better be careful where your hands trespass Don't touch my junk and don't touch my... Well, I'm in the airplane slow lane to be patted down Or scanned like a document to get off the ground Yeah the airplane slow lane to be patted down Gotta leave a day early just to get outta town Well I coulda took the train or drove my truck outta there But I thought it would be faster to go in the air I'm not one to complain or say it ain't right But airport security is makin' me uptight Ya gotta take off your belt, take off your shoes And if your watch goes "tick" you'll be singin' the blues Raise your arms and say cheese for your pose Or get felt up like a melon underneath your clothes I'm in the airplane slow lane to be patted down Or scanned like a document to get off the ground The airplane slow lane to be patted down Gotta leave a day early just to get outta town I said I ain't no monk, but don't touch my junk He said mind your manners or you'll go to the scanners 'cause I'm the boss here, punk I'm in the airplane slow lane to be patted down Or scanned like a document to get off the ground Yeah the airplane slow lane to be patted down Gotta leave a day early just to get outta town "Airplane Slow Lane" Copyright © Emstone Music Publishing. All rights reserved. Unlicensed use of this song is strictly prohibited by law. |
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| About the Artist Hal Lee Singer, who with his wife Georganna Barry-Singer (Georgie) created the music for Mitchell Stone's lyrics of "Airplane Slow Lane," also sings the lead vocals on the song. In fact, living up to his last name, Hal performs all the vocal parts of "Airplane Slow Lane." In addition, the multi-talented Hal L. Singer plays all the instruments heard in the song except the drums. He is also its sole arranger and producer. An accomplished musician for decades, Hal and his RPM Band have backed rock legends Denny Laine (the Moody Blues, Paul McCartney's Wings), the Spencer Davis Group, and others. He also fronts the rock-nostalgia group the Sixties Sensation. Several years ago, Hal and Georganna relocated to Las Vegas from Hollywood, California. They now own and operate a number of successful Vegas-based music enterprises, including SPS Records and Singer Production Studios (where "Airplane Slow Lane" was produced). Their specialties span the music spectrum: everything from pop rock to country, holiday, country rock, r&b, and pure, good ol' rock & roll may be expected from the "House of Singer." Their numerous album releases prove that. Extraordinary original songs such as Dirty Lies...Get the Hell Out of Hollywood...Cry Margie Cry... I Saw Hanukkah Harry Beat Up Santa...and Not Another Love Song, all are products of Hal and Georgie's magnificent musical minds. Throughout the years, a major point of pride for Emstone Music Publishing has been its ongoing affiliation with Hal L. Singer and Georganna Barry-Singer. They stand out as the consummate music professionals who combine their ability to excel in the music industry with the highest quality results. Their work ethic is thorough; their records, entertaining. Upon hearing their music, listeners all agree that they are, indeed, thoroughly entertaining! To hear samples of the Singers' incredible music, search "Hal L. Singer" at CDBaby.com. For production, songwriting, and recording purposes or to book either of Hal's bands, the Singer team may be contacted by e-mailing Hal directly at Hal@SPSRecords.com. |
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